First of all, hello again! I know you’ve missed Me, and I’ve definitely missed tormenting and exploiting you…. In case you didn’t know, the country is in the grip of a literal epidemic according to the CDC. Your Princess, unfortunately, was caught up in it, and I was pretty much bedridden for about a week and a half. It was awful! But the worst is over! Just a few lingering sniffles, but I’m totally back in action now!

So today’s blog is about this picture that I saw on My facebook, and it really got Me to thinking… Female Superiority is a totally natural thing. First of all, don’t misunderstand Me. I know full well that it is not a universal thing – there are TONS of inferior women. Yeah, I said it, and you know what? It’s true! Maybe it’s because they just don’t know that they can be superior. Maybe it’s just because they’re not as awesome as Me. But you know what? Even if you don’t want to think about it, female slaves EXIST! So, I say again, female superiority, while I think of it as a natural course, is not a universal thing. Now that that’s out of the way, on to the image!

Tell Me that doesn’t make more sense than most of the shit you find posted on Facebook lol! Let Me break it down and tell you exactly why I think this is amazing.

1. Females are more aggressive. This is true in a lot of cases. Hell, I know I’m a LOT more aggressive than many males, including the majority of you reading this right now. I power lift, I do Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, I do Judo, Sambo, Muay Thai, and a host of other things that many of the worms that I talk to here couldn’t handle doing, and have no desire to do.

But it’s not just a physical aggression that superior Women show over men. There’s also the sexual aggression, and My favorite, the financial aggression. I want sex, I get it. It’s as simple as that. you want sex, you beg and whine and plead for Me to let you fuck someone or something – be it your girlfriend/wife, your hand, toilet seat, sex doll, etc. And when it comes to money, you work for Me. Sure, you cash the paycheck, but it goes directly into My hands as soon as you turn on your computer.

2. Adult males are even scared of young females. you freaks KNOW this is true – I’m looking at you, old weirdos. you know who you are! I am told daily that My old freaks LOVE serving a hot young Princess. Some of you are twice as old as I am or even older, and yet you’re still terrified of Me. Because you know I am superior, I am far more powerful than you could ever hope to be. I am a sexy, young, powerful Princess and you are an old, useless peon. I take that back, you do have one use… you can amuse Me and make My life easier by tributing and sending gifts, the way any good peon SHOULD make himself useful to royalty.

While I can’t comment on the ‘fathers’ thing, I do know that when you become one of My favorites, I show you the kindness of being less aggressive… Sometimes. Those of you who please Me will realize that I yell less and ‘demand’ less, but that’s because I expect more from you. you have proven to Me that you can be useful to Me, so you will do more for Me on your own, without being told, goaded, forced, or threatened. Make no mistake – My favorites pay FAR more than those of you freaks who meet My bad side…

3. Female penises are larger than males, making mating extremely hard. This one made Me literally laugh out loud! Firstly, I KNOW that even My littlest dildo is bigger than 90% of the freaks who contact Me! Don’t try to deny it, you’ve seen My pics with My huge blue strap on LOL! Need a refresher? Here…

An old picture, obviously, but look at the way that thing reaches down to My knees. Penis envy much? LOL! And about the second part – your tiny dicklet makes it not only hard, but fucking IMPOSSIBLE for you to sleep with Me. Seriously, how are you going to fuck someone who’s laughing too hard to take off Her clothes? LOL!

4. Erect penises are seen as a weakness and so the males present them to females as a sign of submission. This was one of My favorite parts. you DO present you little, erect penises to Me as a sign of submission. you lay on your back, spread your legs, and wiggle that little worm at Me, begging Me to let you tribute Me so you can play with it. And it’s just as vulnerable as the neck of an animal, isn’t it? I can hurt you soooo badly with that little scrap of flesh…

But I’m thinking more than just CBT here… Sure, I can tie it up, smack it, bruise it, beat it, kick it, stretch it, and any number of other wonderfully wicked things I can think up… But what about your pride? I have made some of you literally sob into the phone/mic while in a SPH session with Me. For men, your dick is seen as a measure of your self worth, your pride. But for My little freaks, it’s a constant reminder that you really just don’t measure up at all… And never will. Until next time, puppets…