but if you’re too dumb to subscribe, you can buy it here for almost as much as it would cost for a month’s subscription LOL!
We both know you’d rather entertain Me on Valentine’s Day, so that’s EXACTLY what you’re gonna do…
Happy whatever-you-call today, be it Valentine’s Day, Single’s Awareness Day, or ‘that day when you pretend you have a good relationship when really all you wanna do is serve Me!