Are all of My pets having a happy beginning to the year 2012? I know I have been! In fact,  I’ve been having so much fun with holidays, family, and partying that I haven’t had much time for you losers. That’s okay, absence makes the heart grow sooooo desperate for Me, doesn’t it, My puppets?

Do you know how I can tell? well on Clipvia, if you go to the main page, I am number 1 there – out of EVERY store on the entire site, I am number ONE, the way it should be. And do you know why? It’s because of you losers. you have missed Me so much that several of you have gone through and bought My ENTIRE collection of clips! Every single clip that I have posted has been purchased by several of you, and some of them are even in the ‘top selling’ clips listed at the bottom of the site!

To those of you that haven’t purchased My clips, your task is to get off your loser ass and go do so now. Sure, I’m number 1, and I’m totally ecstatic about it! But it’s YOUR job to make sure that I STAY number 1 by buying all of My clips. And if you REALLY want to impress Me, you will buy all of My clips, delete them from your computer, and then go buy them again LOL!

A few of you have expressed nervousness about Clipvia when you go to check out. I want to explain why you may get an error message: the way the certificate works is each site must pay a fee each year to have google say that yes, they are ‘safe.’ Funny, kinda how it works with those who see Me as their Blackmail Mistress lol – you pay a fee to be considered ‘safe’ from Me xD I have, obviously, had TONS of purchases from guys on clipvia and none of them have had issues.

So what are you waiting for? Stop making excuses, drop your dick, and get out your wallet!