So I haven’t been online all weekend because Comcast is full of assholes. They turned off My service because they said I didn’t pay My bill. I had to call them and give them the payment confirmation number for the past 3 months just to get them to fucking turn it on again. This is such bullshit. I need to get a new service provider!
In the days before Comcast decided to be dumbasses, though, I did have fun raping wallets and draining bank accounts. I love how all I have to do is talk to some of you freaks and you lay your wallets down at My feet. I have over $200 in Amazon gift cards, but I already bought everything I can think of that I need/want right now lol. Maybe I’ll save for something big like one of those home spa systems. This is why I tell you freaks I like paypal more. I can’t take My amazon gift cards and go to the store, and contrary to popular belief, amazon DOESN’T have everything.
So keep those tributes rolling in, My pets, but get prepaid Visa cards so that you can tribute via paypal instead! That’s right, I’m a picky, spoiled bitch but that’s why you love Me lol!
