So I went on vacation to Kentucky to visit My grandmother for Christmas. It was GREAT! Not too much warmer than Detroit, but I love spending time with My family and friends down there. It was especially great that I used your money to buy My plane ticket lol! And, of course, to take My grandma to the movies (Les Miserables was AMAZING!) and out shopping for her Christmas present.
I was sad to leave, but I DID get to come home to a note on My door from the postwoman saying that since I wasn’t there to sign, I had to go to the post office and get My packages. So here’s what you freaks got Me for Christmas….
First off, there were TON of DVDs and video games! I got the whole series of In Living Color, which I LOVE lol. Some of you must have seen My pissed off messages on Yahoo about the new rule changes in Judo, because I also got a ‘100 Lessons in Russian Sambo’ collection. Alpha Protocol looks awesome. It’s made with the same engine as Mass Effect, can’t wait to break into that! And Darksiders is a game I’ve wanted for a WHILE. Looks like SOMEone finally listened to Me and bought it for Me…. Good boy. The only thing I’m disappointed in is Assassin’s Creed. Not the game itself, but the loser who bought it for Me. Um, HELLO – there are FIVE games in the Assassin’s Creed series and you bought Me ONE of them? I suggest you go to Amazon and purchase the rest, NOW.
So, after opening up all My gifts, I booted up My laptop and checked My email. I applied all the gift cards to My Amazon Gift Card balance. Not bad… But you could do better and you know it. That $16.46 was the balance I had from before (after spending the majority the last $500 from Double Domme Friday before the Holidays) so $500 is really… not that great of a Christmas Present. But I’m giving you freaks a chance to make up for it. Send gift cards to My email address – dominakiara@gmail.com – I’ll be waiting…
