So I’ve been getting quite a few amazon gift cards lately from you addicted financial domination freaks. For those of you who haven’t been paying, shape up! My email is dominakiara(at)gmail(dot)com so start spoiling your greedy cash Princess!
My boyfriend and I are in an open relationship, so sometimes I go to the club to pick up guys to go home with. I pretty much just make you losers buy Me anything I want, so I’ve resorted to using the gift cards for stuff that I need. Recently, I got Myself 3 boxes of condoms. But as you freaks know, I find tiny little loser dicks utterly hilariously useless! So to make sure that I don’t pick up any pin dicks at the club, I bought 3 boxes of Magnum XLs LOL! Two of them will stay home, of course, for My boyfriend and I to use, but that last one is going to come with Me!
I KNOW that having your short comings pointed out in ANY way makes useless losers want to run and hide, and what better way than to have a condom that’s WAY TOO BIG for you!? As a free assignment to go along with this update, I want each and every one of you tiny dicked freaks to go to the store and buy a box of Magnum XL condoms. Jerk it to My clips and get as hard as you can (shouldn’t take long, LOL!) and then try to put on the condom and take a picture. I want to see how much of it dangles off that useless pimple you call a dick!