Hey freaks! It’s been a busy week and a half for your Goddess! Not only have I completely brainwashed loser douchester (formerly loser louise from the post on Blackmail Fetish Freaks Everywhere!), but I also put a blue balled bitch in chastity, made a new ‘owned’ image for My boys to use as their profile pictures on any social media sites they’re on, finished a 12-win run at Hearthstone arena, got a sexy new corset from another blackmailed loser, and found, edited, and released a new clip. I did this all while taking calls on Niteflirt, playing around on social media, and generally just being awesome at everything. Go on, thank Me for how amazing your Goddess is, and be sure to bow down and worship Me like a good boy…

Firstly, you all have a new clip to buy! I found this clip while going through files on My old laptop. It’s a silly little clip of Me with the hiccups. But who cares? you’re so addicted, I know that you’re still gonna buy it and stroke to it LOL!

“I found this silly clip while going through files from My old laptop. I know some of you have some weird fetishes, and hiccups is definitely one of them! I took this clip spur of the moment when I came home from shopping with Mistress Malvasia and I suddenly got the hiccups. Watch My sexy tits jiggle with each hiccup lol. you fucking weirdo!”

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On to this week’s most memorable freaks! Let’s start with douchester, or kiaras_puppet on Twitter. This freak has been amusing Me for a bit over 6 months now. It all started when he approached Me for blackmail fetish, thinking I wouldn’t immediately out him the second he stopped paying. This peanut-brained dumbfuck actually thought that he could put one over on Me. Oh how wrong he was! Since then, he’s been completely brainwashed into begging Me to tribute his fetish Goddess (and thanking Me for the privilege), buying and stroking to pics of My boyfriend’s huge dick, making a twitter dedicated to Me, and sending Me even MORE hilarious pics and blackmail information to dig himself even deeper! Oh, and to top it all off, here’s a hilarious picture of his tiny little loser dicklet when he wanked it at his friend’s wedding because I called him and told him to. loser douchester then begged Me to put up here so that he could pay $50 to get it removed like he did all of the ones from My last blog post about him, LOL!

Of course, there’s still this clip, which he needs to pay $500 $250 more to get removed… Better start working overtime, deadbeat! you’re older than Me and STILL working a minimum wage job!? How pathetic can you get!?

Speaking of twitter, here’s a quick little image I made for all of My boys to post as their twitter, Facebook, and findoms.com profile image. In fact, you should post this pic anywhere you have a profile, including online forums and anywhere else freaks like you hang out on the internet lol

Next on My list is My blue balls lover. he had served Me before, but medical issues prevented him from serving Me for quite some time. Now that he has a clean bill of health, though, he wanted to jump right back into the chastity device for My amusement! Only problem is, he can’t even get hard without Viagra LOL! So of course, being the benevolent BITCH that I am, I made him take some and NOT stroke before locking himself in his chastity device for Me LOL! Here are some pics of him whacking his tiny little pee pee and locking it up! How long do you think he can last?

      

Lastly, I had some MAJOR fucking fun this week! As you all probably know, your Goddess is a sexy gamer geek. Well I took some of My tributes this week and decided to dedicate them to getting super awesome at Hearthstone, a fairly popular Blizzard game. I played an arena on Monday and got 12 wins, which is as far as you can go in arena. To put that in perspective, any descent player has about a 1.62% chance to win 12 runs in arena. Each arena run costs $2.00, and I’ve been playing for over a year and this is My first time completing an arena run with 12 wins! That’s probably more money than you freaks have even SEEN in that time period LOL! Be sure to send lots of juicy tributes and let your addiction to Me fuel My addiction to Hearthstone LOL!

 

Until next time, freaks…