As many of you know, Halloween is your Mistress’ favorite holiday. Unfortunately, this year was a bit sub par. I was supposed to go to a few parties, but all of My friends bailed on Me! Then, to add insult to injury, I tried to log on to do some sessions with some of you who I know have been waiting patiently for the last few weeks and My fucking laptop’s hard drive is fried! Lucky your Mistress is such a genius and backed everything up on My server, but it’s still a fucking pain the ass to replace it! Now I’m stuck with using My boyfriend’s home computer and it sucks!
What I’m most upset about I think is the photo shoot and video that I was going to upload being lost. I mean, My photographer said he’d redo them both (he just loves looking at your Mistress lol!) but I had so many great pics of Me in My Halloween costume, and the new movie for youtube that some of you have been waiting for for months now was almost done being edited!
Then I started thinking – My old laptop sucks anyway! It was one of the first little netbooks to have come out – I got it from a financial slave for Christmas a few years ago and it’s just simply outdated. I mean, it doesn’t even have Vista yet! So I started surfing around on Amazon and I found two ways that you boys can please your Mistress – and isn’t that what this is all about? Really?
First, I want to keep the little outdated notebook. It’s cute and portable, and I need a place to backup My information each day in case this happens again! But it’s so TINY that I can barely see what’s going on with that little screen – so I want a bigger, newer, more up to date laptop that is far less likely to fry! So I added both a new hard drive for the notebook and a new laptop to My wish list.
Here’s the deal – you make Mistress happy because serving Me makes you happy. And to make you even more happy about serving Me, I’m going to throw in this: whoever buys Me the hard drive for My notebook gets a free 30 minute cam session. Whoever gets Me the laptop will not only get a free 2 hour cam session, but you’ll also get a free video or photo set of Me – you pick the outfit and fetish content! What are you waiting for, piggy? Get shopping and make Mistress happy!
One of My new favorite pass times is reading sites with silly real life things – text messages from last night, failblog, and My latest favorite, passive aggressive notes. Every once in a while, I find one that makes Me think of you losers! Today I was reading them before bed and came across this one. All I want to know is which public humiliation junkie was it? LOL If it wasn’t one of you (because I know you fucking losers do this – half the time without even needing to be told!) then here’s your assignment from Me. Open your window, pull open the shades, turn on the computer, look at My gallery, and strip. Once you’re completely and totally naked, start fapping away at that little nub between your legs. Let the whole world see that tiny little dick! LOL And the whole time, I want you thinking of this sexy Princess in the apartment or house across the street, watching and laughing My ass off! When you’re done, post a reply here to let Me know how much you enjoyed it 😛
